Treat Rules!
Tuesday, March 10th, 2009Okay, using my authority as Jackson’s “owner”, I am imposing the following rule immediately: One treat per dog per person per visit. No doubles! No triples!
Why is this mean woman doing this to these sweet dogs and her even-sweeter customers? Because Jackson and Geordie got haircuts today and there is nowhere to hide Jackson’s sausage-like shape anymore. Really, we must fight the pudge, he’s just way too heavy, people! Yes, he’ll try to look thin, sucking in his cheeks and looking at you with big sad hungry eyes, wagging his tail hopefully and rolling around on his back so that his tummy looks flat – but you must realize that these are evolutionary behaviors that dogs have learned over eons of living with and begging from people. Don’t be fooled! You are the person, you must be strong!
Okay, so for the next month, please observe the treat rules. The guys have checkups later on in the spring and I don’t want to hear the vet’s lecture. The rules apply to Geordie, too, even though he doesn’t gain much weight these days. We all know that the older you get, the thinner you should be – easier on the joints and heart, you know.
You have been lectured. You know who you are. (Believe me, I’ve lectured myself as well. You don’t think they only get treats at the store, do you? Ha!)
Here are some wonderful projects from this week:
First, Lynda Slovitsky finished her Cuzco wrap in a beautiful eggplant shade of Montera:
And guess what, she loved the project so much she bought Pima Fresca (a really great pima cotton) to make a summer version. I think it’s a great idea and I may join her.
Here is one-half of Jennifer Gensemer’s first pair of socks, in Jitterbug. Beautiful work and I can’t believe how quickly she finished this pair. I think she only came to one or two of Janet’s Friday morning sock classes. Great job!
Lisa Krocker knitted these very adorable ruffled pants in Galway for her daughter. Very warm and cozy and oh-so-cute! Lisa took Deb Cech’s beginner classes last fall and is moving right along!
Amy Wall picked up her knitting after many years and has been having a great time with felting bags. The one below has a mitered flap, then she wove some accent colors through the body of the bag before she felted it, just to add some great style.
And this next little beauty also has a contrasting flap. She’s inspiring, isn’t she? Makes me want to make my own!
i’ve been busy and this is a little top I just finished, in Classic Elite’s Cotton Bamboo – very, very nice yarn – from a pattern in D. Bliss’s Summer Essentials. The picture is not great because of the sheen of the yarn – hope you can see the neat ribbing transition from K1, P1 to K1, P3.
So much more to say and do, but I’ve had a lovely day of shopping (dog toys, and a cute little inexpensive purse that I’ll probably use twice but hey, it seems the only time I want to spend money frivolously is when I feel poor), cooking (a batch of my famous 0-Point Veggie Stew – Jackson isn’t the only one who has pudged up), and knitting, and I’m ready to call it a night. Have a wonderful week, everyone.
See you soon!
Trish
